What does the CHURCHOFDAN.COM believe?

Should I join the CHURCHOFDAN.COM?

Of course, glad to have you aboard … if you want to come aboard.

But you don’t have to. By no means should you feel that you need to, but if you want to be a card-carrying member of the COD, well fine. We’ll make you a card.

What do we believe; what do we believe in?

We’re not sure. Not sure of anything. But we’re pretty sure that being respectful of one another is one of our tenets. Actually, we’re sure of that.

Dan says unto you, be respectful of one another.